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I IIIII i I IIII II I I Jlt GOLDEN VALLEY NEWS i ii iuii il i i ii il iillll llillil ii iii l i i I always carry it in case of fire so that I can let myself down from the hotel window. Clerk--A good idea. But, by the way, our terms for guests with fire escapes are cash in advance. Poor Teehnlque When an office manager, stickler for efficiency, put his "head in the door and saw a young man embrac- ing the stenographer, he said: "You used three unnecessary movements in that transaction, young man." Imdde lufomation Teacher--If you had three apples and ate one how many would you have?" Oliver~Three. Teacher~How do you figure that? :I CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT l RAW FURS ~UN~ AND M TRAPPERS! ..,... SHIF TODAY AND WRITS FOR PB~OB ~, Higb~ Pri~e~ Paid NORTHWESTERN HIDE & FUR IN~ MINNEAPOLI~ MINIM, HOUSEHOLD , YOUR OLD OR NEW WASHED WOO~-' OR COTTON carded into full sized flu~ comforter batts 25c per pound. T~ MAN BROTHERS, LA CROSS~e, WI~ OPPORTUNITIES . i o~imrtunlttes, farms, homes. Free ~eulam. MISCELLANEOUS , Since 1896 Hospitalization FOR LIQUOR AND DRUG HABITS They Are Free ~ It Will Pay You TJ~ utmav ntsmuT~ e~o s. 10u,, ira,erode " .... ~ll i • Penalized for That Which Was Unavoid~blo W. B. Maxwell tells a story about the venerable Lord Hal~ bury, whose caddie had forced the famous lord chancellor to ceunt second stroke after his ball had been pulled out from under a bush. "A harsh decision," soliloquized the jurist, "and~ I cannot but strongly urge that ff the ball was playable in law it was not play- able in fact. Then how can one equitably be penalized as if corn- mitring a misdemeanor, when only doing that which is unavoidable and inevitable? I would submit that if golf be really a game o~ skill, and not merely a game o| chance • . ." he went on until the green was reached• .u~ NERVOUS? Do you fred so a~om you want to ae~lniT ..Are you ¢~ and L-3/tsb/et Do y~ ~o~ a~reet to youx If yottr norv~ m on ~ an~ yo~ ~e~ msd~ ~ lot wo~ For over 60 y~sm one woman ~ ~ s~ other how to So "smllinl thin" With Pinkham's Compmmd. It hell~ lmtm~ uR morn. pique41 ~~t thin b~a ~m qmverlng nsrv~ ~ad ~ d~e~ from annoying symptoml which ~ Ill- ~om~y female functional dieordem. Why not give it • ehanes, to/m/p TOUT Over one miU/on womu asve w~ttm roporflng wondedul behests L'om Flnkk~ C~mpound. III I II I lU ml /i • N~ae Faultless The greatest of faul~ is to b4 conscious of none.--Carlyle, ' cOqgo S- ~--~ ~ t~'~, ~, ~, That's ,~k~ ~lk su~ ~ne mmlW~ bette~ than-t~ ol-f~zlou~ mu~ml, phmtmr. Muaterole Ziln~itz~tM th~ um_ps ~.m~sv-.. ~m~. _m)~zmmu! Reeommeuded b~many dec Evil It Evil events from ~1 sprin~.--Aristophanes, iJ CoadJtloao Dye to _~iuai I I elmmJ ! WATCH THE SPECIALS