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TI~ BEAGH, N. D. ADVANCE
TI-12YRSDAY. ,~~~r~ 3,
NIGHTS
7-8 9-10-11
EVERY BODY IS GOING -- ARE YOU?
Gorgeous Night Show commencing Labor Day night Sept. 7
and ending with legal wedding the evening of Sept. 11
Dont s the largest educational and entertaining
program ever presented
RESERVE YOUR GRANDSTAND SEATS FOR THE NIGHT SHOW NOW!
I- 4 Days
and
5 Nights
September 7 - 11
i
6eattle -- Tom Maloney, 20-
year-old laborer, calmly stood by
while policemen searched him and
found $18.10 distributed about in
his pockets, but when they took 75
cents of his watch pocket he cried.
"Hey, that's mine." He was held as
a burglar suspect.
London .-- The average wom-
an spends one-sixth of her life
shopping, A. H. Williams, di-
rector of a large depaz~tment
store, told merchandise buyers
here.
White Cloud, Kan. -- A letter
written seventy years ago to Steven
Cole, dead husband of Mrs. Steven
Cole, was received by the widow
recently. The letter was from one
of Cole'~ cousins.
Liverpool -- Because the shoe
fitted her, a woman accused of
throwing it through a neigh-
lmr's window was fined 62 cents
in ceart here.
Phoenix, Ariz. -- A bull snake,
two and one-half feet long, crawl-
ed through an inch and one-hal/
feeder hole in a battery brooder
at the Southern Hatchery here and
gobbled down a week old chicken.
greed cost him his life, as the
bulge in his "'tummy*' prevented
crawling out again.
Kinston, N. C. -- A little red
hen quits her nest regularly ev-
ely day at 6:15 a. ra., 12 o'clock
noon and 5:45 p. m. for food
and water, according to W. R.
Brtnkley, her owner. One of
her eggs Brinkley claims, is flat
mha4~d and bears a clock dial,
a complete circle with twelve
regularly spaced notches on it.
Abingdon. Va. -- A thirty-one-
ounce baby boy, ,born to Mrs. Em-
mett Buckles Jr•, in a hospital here
Is being raised in an incubator.
The infant, doctors said. has a fair
chance of growing up to be a
healthy boy, although it gained no
weight during the first few days
of its life.
Portland, Ore. -- All comforts
of home were utilized by a bur-
glar who entered the home of
Mrs. Rose Watts. He helped
himself to a bath, a shave, a
clean shirt and $1.75 in cash.
Waltham, Mass. -- After swal-
lowing poison Eric GelIerstedt, 45,
decided he d~dnt won't to die af-
ter all. So he hurriedly procured
~t dictionary, found the proper anti-
dote for the poison, took it and re-
covered•
Russia Corners, N. Y.---Work-
men demolishing an old chim-
ney en a frame house here dis-
covered a brick with the in-
scription: "tL S.--Aug. 14. 1711"
The house, now occupied by E.
C. Ellis. has been in the family
of Mrs. George Laraway for
neaxly 2~0 years.
Mount Carmel. Pa. A ru.~ted
needle has .been removed from it~
resting place for thirty years in the
right leg of Mrs. J. I. McAfo~se of
Mount Carmel. Mrs. McAfoose said
that the needle became imbedded
in her flesh when she sat down on
the needIe thirty years ago. The
thread protruded, but when she
pulled it the eye broke and the re-
mainder of the s~eel remained in
her teg.
Riehlands, Va. -- Dick Blank-
enship was sitting on the front
ImrCh of his home here when
lightning struck a tree In the
yard and killed a cow and six
standing beneath it. Blank-
enship was unharmed, but the
pipe he held in his hand was
burned to a crisp and the soles
of both his shoes were neatly
ripped away.
Pasadena, Cal. -- T. J. Wise who
banked at a certain spot under hls
front porch took enough out of the
recovered $1600 he lost !ast week to
buy himself one good-sized rat trap
tg~turday. Wise said he hid $1600
in currency u.,}d~r tile porch last
May and last week went to add
some bllts to the roll. It was gone.
He told his story to Fred Hilton-
fold. who crawled under tl]e porch
to search, Two large pack rats
curried away and Hilgenfeld found
--st--and the $1600. Yes,
~.:as rewarded.
z~,n. O. --- Stephen
~. 64. committed sui-
eid~ ~ by closing himself in
a trunk and inhaling chloro-
form. He took a pistol into the
trnnk with him to use in case
the chloroform failed.
L~mcl~burg, Va.------ Park Police-
man Wesley Gilliam saw a robin
dart, into a po~cl and start flying
with a i~rge bullfrog. The
t.oo l~eavy and the robin
~-to the pond, only to
~ry again. Several times
it ~a~ ,:,oliged to drop ba~k, until
12nalty the bullfrog managed to
,pull it down and keep the bird un-
der water until it was drowned.
Wh Fa m MReli f G Th gh won't ulla.und to ho:p em
e~ r e oe~ roll Just stnpd by an' sling their lip.
( y r. . eUne E. Sifert) ] ""-
I But with patient reslgnation
Odessa, Russia. -- Because of
the rising prices of necessities
along the Black Sea cities of
Russia, and the lowering of
e~rning capacities, 300 young
couples who anticipate divorces
have petitioned the Soviet Di-
vorce Bure~u to cut the price
of divorce papers from 48 cents
When them land loca~ers say
Yes, it sounds ding busted purty
That on this here western range-'
land
Is where Farmin' is goin' to pay
Goin' to pay, well Julius Ceasar!
Crawl from ou~ thy dusty tomb.
Kick them fakers through the sky-
light
Of this here wheat raising bo~m.
to 20 cents. __ Me and Frank twenty years last
Chicago -- At 11 a. m. on theI April
eleventh day of the eleventh month tLanded cn this paradice reserve
of the eleventh year of the present' We wasn't very flush with money,
century, Charles and Martha Mis-But we had right smart of nerve.
age were married They thought all All' we 'lowed we'd take a home-
the elevens would bring them good stead
luck. "But," declared Mrs. MisttgelAnd we'd settle down for life
in a divorce suit on file Saturday, And if things turned ou~ right
"the idea went to Charley's head clever
and he developed an 11 complex." i Both of us would get a wife,
Eleven days after the wedding, she
stated, l~e go~ drunk, and since And in passing through the village
that time, she charged, he's been
drunk regularly about 11 days ou~
of every month•
London. Eng. -- Mrs. Brindle
of London sued her husband for
desertion because, while there
were 21 rooms In his house, he
chose to sleep on the kitchen
table every night for two years.
But he amply provided for his
wbe and six children. The
Judge threw out the ease, stat-
ing that being cantankerous did
not necessarily make a hus-
band liable to be sued for de-
sertion.
Paris. France -- A dressmaker
is suing a Paris banker for $2,000
damages because the banker col-
lided with her as she was creasing
a street and knocked her down. I~
is claimed this Is the firs~ case in
legal history of a pedestrian en-
deavoring to obtain damages from
a fellow pedestrian for reckless
walking.
IN THE CHURCHES
UNITED BRETIIREN CHUBCIi
F. G. Roscoe, Pastor
Sunday school. 10 o'clock a. m.
Morning worsl~ip, 1I a. m.
Evening
Junior C. E. 6:30 o'clock.
Christian Endeavor. 7 o'clock.
Preaching service 8 p. m.
METIIODIST CIIURCH
J. Rall)h McNeil, Pastor
Sunday school, 10:00 a. m.
Morning worship, II a. m.
Anthem by choir.
Epworth League, 7:00 p. m.
Evening worship. 8:00 p. m.
Selection by orchestra.
Mid-week Bible study and Pray-
er service Wednesday, 8:00 p. m.
Our motto: "Jesus Christ the So-
lution of Every Problem."
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCIt
Roy. Gem J. Ross, Minister
SUndRy school at I0 a. m.
Morning worship a~ II a. m.
A cordial invitation is extended
~o all who desire to worship with
US.
ST. PAUL'S LUTHERAN
I-I. J, Trinkletn. PastOr
Sunday, September 6th.
S. S. 10:45 a m.
Services, 9:00 a. m.
Y. P. S. September 4th
L. A. S., September 9th.
T
UNITED LUTHERAN CIIURCII
P. A. Gisvold. Pastor
~eptember 5th
Beach: Sunday school. 10 a. m.
Organization meeting of the Lu-
ther Le-ague at 7:45 p. m. All the
young folks are asked to come out
for this. Ladies' Aid at the church
on Friday afternoon.
Carlyle: Morning worship, 11:30.
Ollie: Afternoon worship, 2:30.
Fellers told us on the square
That before we had passed two
summers
We'd be sitting purty there.
We came here in covered wagons,
And that evening when the sun
Staggered down behind the web,-
range
Pitched our ten~s right close to
town.
That 'ere town looked tarln"
scrumptious,
When first on our sigh~ it !corned
For the raih'oad was a comin'
Dog my cats, but how it boomed
Shacks sprung up it.ks RusKan
thistles
Blind Pigs cam.e on s.~.~d.,e tln'.~..
Where the boy~ could wet t2.£:
whistle
Whoop 'e:" up an have a t;.m~.
Frank an' me we took to farmi:T
His'en claim lay close to mine
And so as to be near ~oge:"er
Built our shacks right on t-:.~ llne
An" while walkln' acros~ :he prairie
Where tile grass tn ocean~ 3:ew
Frank he'd say, "I swow. we've
struck it
If all of our dreams go through.
Finally we sta~ed brea&~.ng.
We dug out all the snags and rock
Bless your heart! an' they were
thicker---
Than I'd ever seen the shocks
On that same darned piece of
brakin'
~When we had 'er sowed to grain
'Blame it, nature seemed so stingy
An' so savln' of her rah:.
An' whenevel we were hlck':
Raised some ~aters or some oats
~It was always summer-fallowed
By our neighbors hungry shoats,
Now me au' Frank have lived here
Twenty years as ~olod chums
Twenty years we've dug the Lignite
For our coal consuming drums.
Twenty years we've milked the
dogies
An' we've toted cream to town
twenty years weve worked and
struggled
While prices kept a tumblin' down.
An now we've go~ discouraged
For we're done all we can do
But we will have to grin an' bear
it
Till the farm relief goes through.
Yes times are dull in our town
Our boom is Aus ge~pieled
The stores that marked her pro-
~re~s
Lock homesick in the fle!d
Our city marshal walks the street
An' looks across the square,
Where on the old time bulavard
The Coyote digs his lair.
Our village blacksmith pounds the
iron
To fit it snug and plum
But talks a sor~ of sassy
When the hammer hits his thumb
Our garage men they run their
shops
An' sell a car or two,
But they'll sl~ake ti~eir fist, at
Wail Street
If the farm relief goes through
Oh, where is the Hoover prosperity
Oil. say, where can it be?
New York Is Out After Gangsters
In the new war on gangsters and gunmen which is being carried
on in New York the best riflemen In the police department hare been
transferred to the motorcycle division. Two of these marksmen with
tl~etr short barreled repeating ahotgun and their 70 miles an he:It ear
are seen above.
iWe must try ~o bear our woe
"The best laid plans of mlce and An' rustle for a grubstake
men" Through winters frost an' snow•
When we could be a !ivin'
Burns says, "oft gang, ag'.~e'' An' that with comfort too
An' our farm relief is balkv If crops were somewha~ better•
The boys can't star~ her up And the farm relief goes through.
And when they try t.o load he'."
She's limber as a pup.
But our western senators
PtIll on the rope galore
But the critter gets rambunt[cus
An' flop cross-~qse in the door.
Those fellows from New England
From that wooden nut-meg strip
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