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iiii GOLDEN VALLEY NEWS CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT • PHOTO FINISHING _ HONEY WANTED lmlGHEST PRICES paid---cans furnished-- any quantity--large or small. Write for further details. SIOUX HONEY ASSOC., Sleux City, Iowa* - Lima. Ohio. E FRO _ RuT. WYEt''_l LMOST any plain washstand or dresser may be given long smart lines by adding open shelves at the ends. Here, a top of plywood with a plain moulding around the edges extends across the top of the stand and shelves. By adding a plain baseboard and a coat of paint the piece is finished with a modern air. The paint should match the woodwork and if old hardware is removed to make way for simple new drawer pulls the screw holes should be filled with plastic wood and sand- papered before painting. The diagram at the upper right shows how to make the wall deco- ration from a remnant of flowered chintz. If you use an old frame, the chintz picture may be given the appearance of an oil painting by applying several coats of var- nish, allowing plenty of time for each coat to dry thoroughly. ' * $ S NOTE: Now that it patriotic to be resourceful in our domestic economy why not use the talents of all the family? To make essential things from those odds and ends which have accumulated around the house? Homemaking booklets No. 7 and 8 each contain 32 illustrated suggestions. Send your order to: MRS. RUTH WYETH SPEARS , Bedford Hills New York Drawer l0 Enclose I0 cents for each book desired. ]ame . .....o.....oo..ooo..,.......-. Address ............................. Definite Prophesy Don't never prophesy--artless ye know.--LoWell. What Causes Your Constipation? The super-refined foods we eat these days too often do no give us enough "bulk food." And medical science tells us that lack of sufficient "bulk" is one of the commonest caUSes of con- stlpatlon ! If that is your trouble, harsh cathartics end violent purges are, at best, only temporary remedies. How much heater to get a the cause and correct It! Why not make sure that you are getting the "bulk" you need by eatlng Kellogg's All-Bran? All-Bran is a delicious, crispy cereal that mlllions of folks rely on. Eat All-Bran yourself---eat it dally--and drink plenty of water --not only to get regular but to keep regular." All-Bran is made. by Kellogg's In Battle Creek. If your condition ls not helped by this simple treatment, it's to see a doctor. J Fosters Genius Poverty is the stepmother of genius.--H. W. Shaw. ,To Relieve distress from MONTHLY q FEMALE WEAKNESS Try Lydla E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to help relieve men!my pain, backache, headache, with its weak, nervous feelings  due to monthly functional disturbances. Taken regularly thruout the month -- Plnkham's Compound helps build up resistance against such distress of "difficult (isy8." Thousands upon thousands of girls and women have reported gra ty y- Ins benefits. Follow label dirtlom$. ell worth, trying/ HOTEL DAC0TAH i With '"1 Atmosphere By PHYLLIS M. GALLAGHER McClure Syndtcate--WNU Features. ERNON and Marietta proceeded up the seven flights of steps to the attic. On the first landing, where they encountered the odor of boiling cabbage, Vernon assured her that Madame Kasckowarco, wealthy artist, patroness of all things beau- tiful, who had a passion for living like a starvmg genius, was above such a crude diet . . • indeed! six floors above! And even on the next landing, where some hundred water- bugs marched with real military formation on the spoils of an un- washed milk bottle, Vernon's enthu- siasm for the Madame did not waver. "After we are married I want to live just as she does, so I, too, can be inspired!" Vernon confided. "Paris was mad over her! And now Washington--!" "Is breathless!" Marietta finished, wondering if it was due to the Madame's art or the Madame's steps. The Madame opened the door her- self--that is she pulled back yards of grimy cheesecloth and thrust a nondescript head and a gaudy body from under the veils. Leaning on a golden staff, she nodded regally, or at least as regally as two hundred pounds can nod. The studio was unspeakably dark and dirty, and when Vernon pulled up a frail chair Marietta settled her ninety-eight pounds in it with some misgivings. After they were all seated, looking at one another, say- ing nothing, the Madame began clapping her hands. In answer to the pudgy palms, two Negro boys, in dirty white cheesecloth robes, remnants of the material hanging at the door, came bearing paintings • • • the Madame's work. Before the first picture was un- covered Vernon whispered for Mari- etta to remove her hat, that Madame being Russian and knowing not a vord of English could not make the request. It was dis- respectful to view the Madame's art with a covered head. Marietta rebelled, but then her eyes met the Madame's gimlet stare and giving her golden curls a toss, the offend- ing blue felt was unperched. When the painting was undraped, Marietta's backbone stiffened. It was called "The Wrestlers." There were no heads, feet, arms . • • or men, in fact. It was a conglomera- tion of red tube thingamabobs, look- ing for all the world like an X-ray of an intestinal disorder. Vernon heaved a big sigh, his dark eyes glowing. ,'MARVELOUS!" he breathed. With clumsy fingers the Negroes uncovered another, entited "The Bather." Marietta's lashes screwed togeth- er in a tangle. She couldn't find the bather. She couldn't find the sea, or a bathtub. There were nuts and bolts and screws tied on a cord and because of this Marietta's heart increased several beats. She could never see nuts and bolts and screws without thinking of great, blond Jim Cummings, head-mechanic at the Capitol Garage. Marietta was re- membering last night when she had told Jim Cummings: "I can't mar. ry you, Jim, because I hate grease and paint and dirt. But I do love you. Yet I'm fond of Vernon. I've promised to marry him. He's an artist, you know, and that's a beau- tfful, clean thing to be." A beautiful, clean thing to be. Marietta wondered. Car grease on overaHs! • • • that was Jim! Paint grease on smocks! • • • that was Vernon! Jim would be dirty eight hours every day at the garage only; Vernon would live in dirt--he had called it atmosphere--and she with him. Suddenly Marietta's mind cleared. She had never been fond of Vernon, the old crackpot! She had been carried away by his promise of a life dedicated to beauty, a studio "with atmosphere" which she had visualized as a lovely Seventeenth century affair. Some artists did have them. She'd seen them in the movies t She slapped her felt on her curls, conscious that the Madame's brows bad arched, shocked; conscious tllat Jim's eyes were burning into her profile. She jumped to her feet. She cried: "I think this studio is lousy and those paintings are--Nertz!" And the Madame, who was Russian and could speak not a word of English, howled: '+Well, ff you don't like my stuff--!" But Marietta didn't wait to be asked to leave, she was already on her way down the seven flights. $ a a Jim Cummings was under a Pack- ard seeing what made it tick when Marietta ran into the garage breath+ less from her race of three city blocks. "Jim!" she cried and dropped to her knees on the concrete floor which was clean in comparison to the Madame's spurious hardwood. "Can you ever forgive me! I've been such a silly little fool!" And Jim, who had just about reached the limit of enduring life without the one and only Marietta, smiled broadly and said: ,'Forgive you? Aw! gee: Marietta! • • • and howl" LITTLE RED GANDHI HOOD Once upon a time there was ,a little boy named Mohandas Gandhi. He reminded people of Little Red Riding Hood in a way. One day he packed a lunch and set off to visii grandma who lived in a cottage away out in the woods. It was a queer lunch consisting of raw vege- tables and nuts garnished with queer notions. But Mohandas liked it, so he thought grandma would. When he neared the 'cottage a great fire raged all around it -and it was plain to see that there was the very devil to pay, but Gandhi didn't bother about that. As he was about to knock on the door he suddenly noticed that there wasn't any door. It had been torn away. But that didn't cramp his style, either. "Grandma must be in trouble," he mused, but he brushed that sus- picion away at once, and climbed across the charred beams into the bedroom. Then he saw the bed upside down with a figure in it that was plainly not grandma to anybody but Mo- handas. He wore tick glasses, you know. The figure in bed was clearly a wolf that had put on grandma's nightcap and nightgown. "Gr-r-r-r-rr[" it snarled. "You don't sound like grandma," said Gandhi, "but I understand. Your voice is changing, that's all." "You don't look like grand- ma," said Gandhi. "Don't quibble," said the wolf. "And, say, what big ears you have !" "The better to hear you with !" said the wolf. "And what big eyes you have!" said Gandhi. "The better to see you with!" said the wolf. "What a big nose you have!" ex- claimed M6handas. "You should talk!" said the wolf. "What big teeth you have!" said Mohandas. "The better to eat you with!" roared the wolf, starting to get out of bed. "Hold on!" cried Gandhi, "I'm not ready to be eaten yet." "why not?" demanded the wolf. "I haven't got my freedom." "what of it?" snapped the wolf. "Oh!" replied Gandhi, "I must have my freedom first. I could never consider being eaten until I have it." "I don't mind," argued the wolf. "I will eat you with. or without it." "Hush! I will be much better eat- ing with it," insisted Mohandas. "Bunk!" growled the wolf, look- ing skeptical. At this moment fresh flames swept the cottage, the timbers be- gan falling in. Gandhi and the wolf were running around the ruins at top speed. "Wait a bit." insisted Mohandas. "Let's get this thing straight. Am I chasing you or are you chasing me?" "This is pretty late in life for a man like you to start getting things straight," said the wolf who had now ripped off grandma's nighty and was wearing a Japanese uni- form. "Something's quite wrong here," said Mohandas. "Listen," said the wolf, now a little disgusted, "I ain't your grandma. And I ain't going to eat you." Mohandas looked the wolf straight in the eyes. "Oh, yes you are my K1 rand- ma," he declared, "and what's more you ARE going to cat me. , Open wide!" The walt opened his jaws wide and Mohandas crawled in. "Freedom is freedom," he announced as he disappeared down the slant.eyed waifs g.llet. @ • i ONLY ANKLE DEEP I'm up to my neck in coupons-- In taxes I'm up to my chin; The feeling I'm getting in deeper Assails me agin and agin. I'm up to my eyebrows in wor- ries- In "don't lists" I'm up to my ears; An undertow seems to have caught me But that isn't so, it appears. I'm up to my shoulders in edicts-- My arms from the swimming are sore Yet Washington says, "Don't be silly You ain't ankle deep in this war !" $ • $ SOCIAL NOTE With the sugar please be sparing, When you see the hostess staring, --Merrill Chilcote. S $ $ The Pullman company announces that it will not take any reserva- tions for whole sections in sleeping cars in advance, thus cramping the stybe of the folks who take both an upper and lower in order to be alone. Before this war is over we may be asking for an upper with no more than three other passer, gets in it. 00ATTEDNS 8206 8210 O YOU want an apron which will give maximum coverage and years of long service? Here's one which is practical through and through--yet cheerfully styled so you'll always enjoy wearing it! It fits well too, due to the darts at the waist with the apron strings to hold the line firm! Make it in chambray, gingham, seersucker or calico--you II prize this apron above, all that you own! $ $ $ Pattern No. 8210 is designed for sizes 14 to 20; 40 and 42. Size 16 takes 2% yards 32 or 35.inch material 5 yards rle rae to trim. School Frocks HRIFTY mothers who make their children s school clothes will find today's patterns very timely! At top is a panel front style with a flat front guaranteed by sashes to tie in back. Below is a style featuring a raised skirt line--flattering as can be to young figures. ? ? ANOTHER ? ?? A General Qviz O- €'. O.. O. t%. O. O O.. O.. O. O- 0- O.* O.- O.. t' O. O.. O.. The Questions 1. Is sterling silver the same as solid silver? 2. who said genius is 2 per cent inspiration, 98 per cent hard work? 3. Do trees die of old age? 4. What city is built on seven hills? 5. What king of England couldn't speak English? 6. What is meant by "eminent domain"? 7. Did Washington wear a wig? 8. What civilized country, about 40,000 square miles in area, has no railroads? The Answers 1. No, sterling is but 92.5 per vent silver and 7.5 per cent copper. 2. Thomas A. Edison. 3. Almost never. Invariably, if not cut down, they are blown over by the wind or struck by lightning. 4. Rome. 5. George L 6. The right which the govern- ment reserves to take private property for public use. 7. Washington powdered his hair and tied it up in a queue, but he never wore a wig. 8. Iceland. 8189 i m, Both patterns are for 6, 8, 10 12 and 14 years. Pattern No. 826. ize% takes 2 yards 35-inch material, 5 yards ric rae. Pattern No. 8189 size 8 takes 2 yards. 2 yards ric rac. Send your order to: 8EWESG CIRCLE PATTERN DEPT. Room 1116 Zll West Wacker Dr. Chicago Enclose 20 cents In coins for each pattern desired. Pattern No ............. Size .......... aDe,. o..+..,.. H ..............,.+ + +. Addre ............................... Hopeless Customer-- Satisfied? Certainl I'm satisfied. I've nothing praise for you. Tailor--Then I suppose there,i no use my sending you anoth bill? Still Better Idea Twins arrived, during the night, + The next morning father said I little Joe, "You needn't go te school today. You can tell teacher tomorrow that you hav two baby sisters." "No, I know what I'll do, Dad," Joe said. "I'll tell teacher I've got one baby sister, and then next week I can stay at home agam and tell him I've got another.*' Toast His Shins? Wife (preparing breakfast)- There isn't a slice of bread in U house. ' Husband (absently) Never mind, dear; just make some tam Seems there'll always be a de- mand for cosmetics, for womm can't go wan forever. Two More to Go "It's getting late," remarked the ftr sherman, "and we haven't causht • single fish." "'Well," replied his companion, "lfa let two more big ones get away and go home." When you hear a Marine called a "Leatherneck," it has nothi to do with the epidermis of his neck. Years ago the Marine form was equipped with a higk stiff "leather collar supposed i give a more military carriage. From that time on, "Leather- neck" has been the word for I Marine. The word for his favorite cigarette is "Camel"--the fava ite cigarette also of men in Army, Navy, and Coast Guard. (Based on actual sales records from service men's stores.) So you want to make a hit with friends or relatives in the se send a carton of Camels. Y local dealer is featuring Cared cartons for service men.--Adv. Conceited Wisdom There is more hope of a d, than of him that is wise i own conceit.--Bible. RICE KRISPIES IVIII FII'P[I Dill gill 11118 till Ill SILl flllllll8 C, ANI EL ARE THE BI$ FAVORITE W/TH THE ,4/IARINES. THEY HAVff WHAT IT TAKES -- EXTRA AND SWELL FLAVOR IMPORTANT TO STEADY SMOKERSI =rmo0000, ng Ihan that of the 4 other largest.sdF, ng brands tested--less Ill y