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GOLDEN VALLEY NEWS
CLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT
PHOTO FINISHING _
HONEY WANTED
lmlGHEST PRICES paid---cans furnished--
any quantity--large or small. Write for
further details. SIOUX HONEY ASSOC.,
Sleux City, Iowa* - Lima. Ohio.
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_ RuT. WYEt''_l
LMOST any plain washstand
or dresser may be given long
smart lines by adding open
shelves at the ends. Here, a top
of plywood with a plain moulding
around the edges extends across
the top of the stand and shelves.
By adding a plain baseboard and
a coat of paint the piece is finished
with a modern air. The paint
should match the woodwork and
if old hardware is removed to
make way for simple new drawer
pulls the screw holes should be
filled with plastic wood and sand-
papered before painting.
The diagram at the upper right
shows how to make the wall deco-
ration from a remnant of flowered
chintz. If you use an old frame,
the chintz picture may be given
the appearance of an oil painting
by applying several coats of var-
nish, allowing plenty of time for
each coat to dry thoroughly.
' * $ S
NOTE: Now that it patriotic to be
resourceful in our domestic economy why
not use the talents of all the family? To
make essential things from those odds and
ends which have accumulated around the
house? Homemaking booklets No. 7 and 8
each contain 32 illustrated suggestions.
Send your order to:
MRS. RUTH WYETH SPEARS
, Bedford Hills New York
Drawer l0
Enclose I0 cents for each book
desired.
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Definite Prophesy
Don't never prophesy--artless ye
know.--LoWell.
What Causes
Your Constipation?
The super-refined foods we eat
these days too often do no give
us enough "bulk food." And
medical science tells us that
lack of sufficient "bulk" is one
of the commonest caUSes of con-
stlpatlon !
If that is your trouble, harsh
cathartics end violent purges
are, at best, only temporary
remedies. How much heater to
get a the cause and correct It!
Why not make sure that you
are getting the "bulk" you need
by eatlng Kellogg's All-Bran?
All-Bran is a delicious, crispy
cereal that mlllions of folks rely
on. Eat All-Bran yourself---eat it
dally--and drink plenty of water
--not only to get regular but to
keep regular." All-Bran is made.
by Kellogg's In Battle Creek. If
your condition ls not helped by
this simple treatment, it's
to see a doctor.
J
Fosters Genius
Poverty is the stepmother of
genius.--H. W. Shaw.
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FEMALE
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HOTEL DAC0TAH
i With '"1
Atmosphere
By
PHYLLIS M. GALLAGHER
McClure Syndtcate--WNU Features.
ERNON and Marietta proceeded
up the seven flights of steps to
the attic. On the first landing,
where they encountered the odor of
boiling cabbage, Vernon assured her
that Madame Kasckowarco, wealthy
artist, patroness of all things beau-
tiful, who had a passion for living
like a starvmg genius, was above
such a crude diet . . indeed! six
floors above! And even on the next
landing, where some hundred water-
bugs marched with real military
formation on the spoils of an un-
washed milk bottle, Vernon's enthu-
siasm for the Madame did not
waver.
"After we are married I want
to live just as she does, so I,
too, can be inspired!" Vernon
confided. "Paris was mad over
her! And now Washington--!"
"Is breathless!" Marietta finished,
wondering if it was due to the
Madame's art or the Madame's
steps.
The Madame opened the door her-
self--that is she pulled back yards
of grimy cheesecloth and thrust a
nondescript head and a gaudy body
from under the veils. Leaning on a
golden staff, she nodded regally, or
at least as regally as two hundred
pounds can nod.
The studio was unspeakably dark
and dirty, and when Vernon pulled
up a frail chair Marietta settled her
ninety-eight pounds in it with some
misgivings. After they were all
seated, looking at one another, say-
ing nothing, the Madame began
clapping her hands.
In answer to the pudgy palms,
two Negro boys, in dirty white
cheesecloth robes, remnants of the
material hanging at the door, came
bearing paintings the Madame's
work.
Before the first picture was un-
covered Vernon whispered for Mari-
etta to remove her hat, that
Madame being Russian and knowing
not a vord of English could not
make the request. It was dis-
respectful to view the Madame's
art with a covered head. Marietta
rebelled, but then her eyes met the
Madame's gimlet stare and giving
her golden curls a toss, the offend-
ing blue felt was unperched.
When the painting was undraped,
Marietta's backbone stiffened. It
was called "The Wrestlers." There
were no heads, feet, arms . or
men, in fact. It was a conglomera-
tion of red tube thingamabobs, look-
ing for all the world like an X-ray
of an intestinal disorder. Vernon
heaved a big sigh, his dark eyes
glowing. ,'MARVELOUS!" he
breathed.
With clumsy fingers the Negroes
uncovered another, entited "The
Bather."
Marietta's lashes screwed togeth-
er in a tangle. She couldn't find
the bather. She couldn't find the
sea, or a bathtub. There were nuts
and bolts and screws tied on a cord
and because of this Marietta's heart
increased several beats. She could
never see nuts and bolts and screws
without thinking of great, blond Jim
Cummings, head-mechanic at the
Capitol Garage. Marietta was re-
membering last night when she had
told Jim Cummings: "I can't mar.
ry you, Jim, because I hate grease
and paint and dirt. But I do love
you. Yet I'm fond of Vernon. I've
promised to marry him. He's an
artist, you know, and that's a beau-
tfful, clean thing to be."
A beautiful, clean thing to be.
Marietta wondered.
Car grease on overaHs!
that was Jim! Paint grease on
smocks! that was Vernon!
Jim would be dirty eight hours
every day at the garage only;
Vernon would live in dirt--he
had called it atmosphere--and
she with him.
Suddenly Marietta's mind cleared.
She had never been fond of Vernon,
the old crackpot! She had been
carried away by his promise of a
life dedicated to beauty, a studio
"with atmosphere" which she had
visualized as a lovely Seventeenth
century affair. Some artists did
have them. She'd seen them in the
movies t
She slapped her felt on her curls,
conscious that the Madame's brows
bad arched, shocked; conscious tllat
Jim's eyes were burning into her
profile.
She jumped to her feet. She cried:
"I think this studio is lousy and
those paintings are--Nertz!"
And the Madame, who was
Russian and could speak not a
word of English, howled: '+Well,
ff you don't like my stuff--!"
But Marietta didn't wait to be
asked to leave, she was already
on her way down the seven
flights.
$ a a
Jim Cummings was under a Pack-
ard seeing what made it tick when
Marietta ran into the garage breath+
less from her race of three city
blocks.
"Jim!" she cried and dropped to
her knees on the concrete floor
which was clean in comparison to
the Madame's spurious hardwood.
"Can you ever forgive me! I've
been such a silly little fool!"
And Jim, who had just about
reached the limit of enduring
life without the one and only
Marietta, smiled broadly and
said: ,'Forgive you? Aw! gee:
Marietta! and howl"
LITTLE RED GANDHI HOOD
Once upon a time there was ,a
little boy named Mohandas Gandhi.
He reminded people of Little Red
Riding Hood in a way. One day he
packed a lunch and set off to visii
grandma who lived in a cottage
away out in the woods. It was a
queer lunch consisting of raw vege-
tables and nuts garnished with
queer notions. But Mohandas liked
it, so he thought grandma would.
When he neared the 'cottage
a great fire raged all around it
-and it was plain to see that
there was the very devil to pay,
but Gandhi didn't bother about
that. As he was about to knock
on the door he suddenly noticed
that there wasn't any door. It
had been torn away. But that
didn't cramp his style, either.
"Grandma must be in trouble,"
he mused, but he brushed that sus-
picion away at once, and climbed
across the charred beams into the
bedroom.
Then he saw the bed upside down
with a figure in it that was plainly
not grandma to anybody but Mo-
handas. He wore tick glasses, you
know.
The figure in bed was clearly a
wolf that had put on grandma's
nightcap and nightgown.
"Gr-r-r-r-rr[" it snarled.
"You don't sound like grandma,"
said Gandhi, "but I understand.
Your voice is changing, that's all."
"You don't look like grand-
ma," said Gandhi.
"Don't quibble," said the
wolf.
"And, say, what big ears you
have !"
"The better to hear you with !"
said the wolf.
"And what big eyes you
have!" said Gandhi.
"The better to see you with!"
said the wolf.
"What a big nose you have!" ex-
claimed M6handas.
"You should talk!" said the wolf.
"What big teeth you have!" said
Mohandas.
"The better to eat you with!"
roared the wolf, starting to get out
of bed.
"Hold on!" cried Gandhi, "I'm
not ready to be eaten yet."
"why not?" demanded the wolf.
"I haven't got my freedom."
"what of it?" snapped the wolf.
"Oh!" replied Gandhi, "I must
have my freedom first. I could
never consider being eaten until I
have it."
"I don't mind," argued the wolf.
"I will eat you with. or without it."
"Hush! I will be much better eat-
ing with it," insisted Mohandas.
"Bunk!" growled the wolf, look-
ing skeptical.
At this moment fresh flames
swept the cottage, the timbers be-
gan falling in. Gandhi and the wolf
were running around the ruins at
top speed.
"Wait a bit." insisted Mohandas.
"Let's get this thing straight. Am
I chasing you or are you chasing
me?"
"This is pretty late in life for a
man like you to start getting things
straight," said the wolf who had
now ripped off grandma's nighty
and was wearing a Japanese uni-
form.
"Something's quite wrong
here," said Mohandas.
"Listen," said the wolf, now
a little disgusted, "I ain't your
grandma. And I ain't going to
eat you."
Mohandas looked the wolf
straight in the eyes.
"Oh, yes you are my K1 rand-
ma," he declared, "and what's
more you ARE going to cat me.
, Open wide!"
The walt opened his jaws wide and
Mohandas crawled in.
"Freedom is freedom," he announced
as he disappeared down the slant.eyed
waifs g.llet.
@ i
ONLY ANKLE DEEP
I'm up to my neck in coupons--
In taxes I'm up to my chin;
The feeling I'm getting in
deeper
Assails me agin and agin.
I'm up to my eyebrows in wor-
ries-
In "don't lists" I'm up to my
ears;
An undertow seems to have
caught me
But that isn't so, it appears.
I'm up to my shoulders in
edicts--
My arms from the swimming
are sore
Yet Washington says, "Don't be
silly
You ain't ankle deep in this
war !"
$ $
SOCIAL NOTE
With the sugar please be sparing,
When you see the hostess staring,
--Merrill Chilcote.
S $ $
The Pullman company announces
that it will not take any reserva-
tions for whole sections in sleeping
cars in advance, thus cramping the
stybe of the folks who take both an
upper and lower in order to be
alone. Before this war is over we
may be asking for an upper with
no more than three other passer, gets
in it.
00ATTEDNS
8206
8210
O YOU want an apron which
will give maximum coverage
and years of long service? Here's
one which is practical through and
through--yet cheerfully styled so
you'll always enjoy wearing it! It
fits well too, due to the darts at
the waist with the apron strings
to hold the line firm! Make it in
chambray, gingham, seersucker or
calico--you II prize this apron
above, all that you own!
$ $ $
Pattern No. 8210 is designed for sizes 14
to 20; 40 and 42. Size 16 takes 2% yards
32 or 35.inch material 5 yards rle rae
to trim.
School Frocks
HRIFTY mothers who make
their children s school clothes
will find today's patterns very
timely! At top is a panel front
style with a flat front guaranteed
by sashes to tie in back. Below
is a style featuring a raised skirt
line--flattering as can be to young
figures.
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The Questions
1. Is sterling silver the same as
solid silver?
2. who said genius is 2 per cent
inspiration, 98 per cent hard work?
3. Do trees die of old age?
4. What city is built on seven
hills?
5. What king of England couldn't
speak English?
6. What is meant by "eminent
domain"?
7. Did Washington wear a wig?
8. What civilized country, about
40,000 square miles in area, has
no railroads?
The Answers
1. No, sterling is but 92.5 per
vent silver and 7.5 per cent copper.
2. Thomas A. Edison.
3. Almost never. Invariably, if
not cut down, they are blown over
by the wind or struck by lightning.
4. Rome.
5. George L
6. The right which the govern-
ment reserves to take private
property for public use.
7. Washington powdered his
hair and tied it up in a queue, but
he never wore a wig.
8. Iceland.
8189
i m,
Both patterns are for 6, 8, 10
12 and 14 years.
Pattern No. 826. ize% takes 2 yards
35-inch material, 5 yards ric rae. Pattern
No. 8189 size 8 takes 2 yards. 2 yards
ric rac.
Send your order to:
8EWESG CIRCLE PATTERN DEPT.
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Enclose 20 cents In coins for each
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Hopeless
Customer-- Satisfied? Certainl
I'm satisfied. I've nothing
praise for you.
Tailor--Then I suppose there,i
no use my sending you anoth
bill?
Still Better Idea
Twins arrived, during the night,
+ The next morning father said I
little Joe, "You needn't go te
school today. You can tell
teacher tomorrow that you hav
two baby sisters."
"No, I know what I'll do, Dad,"
Joe said. "I'll tell teacher I've
got one baby sister, and then next
week I can stay at home agam
and tell him I've got another.*'
Toast His Shins?
Wife (preparing breakfast)-
There isn't a slice of bread in U
house.
' Husband (absently) Never
mind, dear; just make some tam
Seems there'll always be a de-
mand for cosmetics, for womm
can't go wan forever.
Two More to Go
"It's getting late," remarked the ftr
sherman, "and we haven't causht
single fish."
"'Well," replied his companion, "lfa
let two more big ones get away and
go home."
When you hear a Marine called
a "Leatherneck," it has nothi
to do with the epidermis of his
neck. Years ago the Marine
form was equipped with a higk
stiff "leather collar supposed i
give a more military carriage.
From that time on, "Leather-
neck" has been the word for I
Marine. The word for his favorite
cigarette is "Camel"--the fava
ite cigarette also of men in
Army, Navy, and Coast Guard.
(Based on actual sales records
from service men's stores.) So
you want to make a hit with
friends or relatives in the se
send a carton of Camels. Y
local dealer is featuring Cared
cartons for service men.--Adv.
Conceited Wisdom
There is more hope of a d,
than of him that is wise i
own conceit.--Bible.
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