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]~titor ................................................. Mildred Tobias
l~ews Editor ........................................... Angeline Wtcka
Athletics .............................. : ................... James Stone
Departmental News ...................... Dean Douglas, Myrtle Mayer
~atures ............................................. Elizabeth Russell
~ltt~ Editor ............................................ Thelma Dailey
AS this is the initial appearance4~
Of the new staff we wish to ask They will learn the kinds of archi-
the cooperation of the members of tecture and pick out the one they
the faculty and the student body like best for the home they are
h~ helping us to make this a big- planning. Then they are to pick
pr and better fortnightly, out suitable furnishings for it.
The Girls' and Boys Biology
wwv ~rc UP? classes are both beginning the study
_. " ....... of the structure of the human body
HOW many of us get up when the which should be very interesting.
alarm goes off during these nice The ~lrls in th~ G~n~ral Sci~ncp
spring morn!ngs? . Instead don:t class are now studylng-'s~)und a--~d
reacn ou~ our nanu ann pusn the fundamentals of musical in-
tee lever to silent, flop over, and struments.
take another nap? Yes, beds areLatin I. has begun the study of
Throwing back the bed-clothes.
we Jump out of bed, dash into the
batheroom and splash our sleep-
benumbed faces with fresh cold
water, and then hastily don our
school clothes. Running down the
fast, we burn our ~ongue on a
spoonfulcoop of hot coffee and
choke on a spoonful of grapenu~s.
Scran~bling into our coats we tear
the lining in one of our sleeves and
our arm does not come out of the
hole designated for that purpose.
Yanking on our berets, we burst
filch cozy things that it's almost third declension nouns and is con-
attempting the impossible to de- ttnuously adding to its stock of La-
cltne the invitation for a few more tin vocabulary.
winks before breakfast. And then Latin II. is well on its way to the
what a hurry and scurry when we translation of Caesar's accounts of
suddenly awake to find the hands theGallic campaigns. This work is
of theclock pointing to 8:30! not proving as difficult as many
had anticipated.
A new course being offered this
semester is that of farm accounts.
In this course the transactions of a
farmer will be kept from beginning
to end over several years opera-
stairs we trip on the carpet run- tions. The entering of inventories,
net and fall the remaining rest keeping of records, making of fin-
Of the way. Gulping our break- ancial statements are part of the
semester's work.
The class in Crops and Soils is
working on the flax, sweet potato,
and cotton enterprises. One new
feature of this semester's work is
the keping of a price graph of var-
ious farm products every week for
the rubber, and are forced to wear
last winter s less stylish hat. (~rab-
bing our school books, which
needless to say have not been
opened, we rush madly to the kit-
chen door. The resounding slam
of that unsuspecting victim echoes
our departure.
Mildred Tobias.
PLEASE REMOVE YOUR RUB-
BERS
Everyone should wear rubbers
these days--which isn t say~g that
everyone does. If you don t wear
rubbers you don~t ~eed ¢o read
any further., You may feel for us~
but you can t reach us.
After plowing through blocks
and blocks or as it sometimes
seems--miles and miles--of sticky,
gooy, grimy mud you finally drag
wearily up to the door of the
school house, only to be met at
m~id door by the Janitor, with his
ever-present co,n~and to take off
your rubbers! Ill wager that if the
janitor were ever awakened by
burglars in the house, he would
rise up in bed and say, "Take off
your rubbers, please!"
Gloomfly you wonder why the
Janitor doesn't stand at the boys'
entrance~boys are worse for mud
than girls anyway, but of course
you have to obey that command.
Or maybe, if you have luck, the
janitor will take off the offending
rubbers for you. In case your luck
is low, you scrape off inches of
mud until you find the zip. It
~icks and you have a terrible
time. Finally, after s long, hard
strug~e, the rubbers are off.
The-janitor very obligingly opens
the door for you. You stagger up
the stairs, carrying the mud-
encrusted rubbers gingerly in one
hand . You drop them on the
floor in the cloak hall and that is
where your revenge begins. The
]~nitor has to sweep it up.
When school is dismissed every-
one goes to the cloak room, puts
on her rubbers--boys don't wear
'era. and the mud, as much of it as
is still hanging on, comes off on
the way down stairs. All rubbers
are generally quite clean when
their wearers reach the door.
So much for the mud; but when
there is srg3w on the ground you
hear those same three little words,
"Remove your rubbers," you won-
der why, because the snow is un-
doubtedly cleaner than the floor
anyway. After thinking it over,
you decide that the janitor does-
n't want you to go around leaving
41can spots on the floor. Isn't
human nature funny?
After days and days of grey
skies overhead, and snow underfoot
comes a day when a rift appears in
the somber grey. Pupils perk up
and Joyfully sing "Here Comes the
SUn," but they forget that the sun
reduces the snow to mud--and
North Dakota mud is stickier and
gaoler and gummier than any
r~If-respecting mud has a right to
bet After all it doesn't make much
differenee---"Please remove your
tubbers"
Elizabeth Russell.
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